Playboy: Is there a healthy supply of sexy coeds in your major?
Jessica: Duh, we are all in good shape!
Playboy: What do your classmates think about your upcoming Playboy pictorial?
Jessica: Some people know about it and the news is spreading fast! Their reactions are like, “No freaking way! That’s so cool!”
Playboy: What do you plan to do with your degree after graduation?
Jessica: I want to work at a hospital giving people nutritional diets to get healthy.